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::daily illini/danish cartoon controversy timeline::
::evolution/young earth creationism correspondence series::
::versions of the pledge::
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::blogging style I hate::
::comments policy::
::why the name?::
::why pseudonymous?::

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:: uiuc
:: uiuc weather
:: gruel
:: daily illini
:: retire the chief
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:: news-gazette
:: the point
:: the catholic post (diocese of peoria)
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:: owasippe outdoor education center
:: owasippe staff association
:: owasippe blog
:: benet academy
:: wikipedia
:: bsa fieldbook 4th ed
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:: daily kos
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:: atrios' eschaton
:: uggabugga
:: orcinus
:: political animal
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:: rittenhouse review
:: brad delong's semi-daily journal
:: blah3
:: quark soup
:: freeway blogger

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:: the cheerful oncologist
:: kevin, m.d.
:: far from perfect
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:: db's medical rants
:: the examining room of dr. charles
:: retired doc's thoughts

[::..illinois blogs..::]
:: archpundit
:: random act of kindness
:: peoria pundit
:: modern vertebrate
:: polite dissent
:: narciblog
:: respublica
:: state rep. john fritchey's blog

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in location and spirit
:: it's matt's world
:: the next frontier
:: foleyma
:: uiuc college dems blog
:: tim johnson watch
:: iss blog
:: an old guy
:: josh rohrsheib
:: zwichenzug
:: bang my head upon the fault line
:: illini? or huskie?
:: illini wonk
:: illinipundit
:: discursive recursions
:: willBLOG
:: news-gazette weblogs
:: cu blogs.com

[::..catholic blogs..::]
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:: catholic ragemonkey
:: the shrine of the holy whapping
:: waiting in joyful hope
:: bad catholic
:: unapologetic catholic

[::..feeder blogs..::]
:: the raitt stuff
:: doublethink
:: mel
:: uncensored blog madness
:: zwichenzug holding zone
:: steeph's blog
:: the lion and the donkey

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:: the city of new orleans flag

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:: the nation
:: dubya's scorecard of evil
:: smirking chimp
:: the register
:: progressive punch

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:: the onion
:: dave barry's blog
:: a private dick's blog
:: addicting games
:: darwin awards
:: college humor
:: devil's dictionary x
:: democrats.com
:: popdex.com

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:: weebl and bob
:: strongbad email
:: neurotically yours

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:: Saturday, January 31, 2004 ::

Speaking of Black Helicoptering

The number 19, apparently fleeing from indentured servitude at Seasame Street, has been found on Mars.

But what does it mean? Chillingly, according to numerologists, the numbers 1 and 9 transpose into the letters AI. Co-incidence? We think not.

We can now say with absolute certainty that Mars was previously inhabited by super-intelligent machine beings which, for reasons unknown but probably related to a lack of any decent nightlife on that distant world, came to Earth where they are now running the UK's rail network and teaching cybernetics at Reading University.

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