:: Thursday, August 12, 2004 ::
That's About It, Really...
Via Brad Delong, the Onion has morphed the "Anybody But Bush" philosophy into a campaign platform that Kerry-Edwards can use.
"This country has embraced a new and dangerously ineffective disregard for the world," Kerry said. "In order to win the global war against terror, we must promote democracy, freedom, and opportunity around the world. My national-defense policy will be guided by one imperative: Don't be George Bush. As will my plans to create a strong economy, protect civil rights, develop a better healthcare system, and improve homeland security."
..."I promise you, here and now, that I will enact my one-point plan on the day I enter the Oval Office," Kerry said. "For the last three and a half years, we've had George W. Bush, and today I have this to say: We can do better!"
:: The Squire 10:50 PM :: email this post :: ::